i dont want to meet one direction. not as a fan. i want to meet them through mutual friends, or at a charity dinner, and be able to develop friendships with them and hang out, and text each other, meet up for coffee, take selfies, have inside jokes—and idk if this is sweet or terribly sad but idec
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
the 40’s and 50’s had a really cute aesthetic however the dark underside of over patriotism, greed, racism and sexism make me content to simply steal the dress patterns and be glad I’m not living during the time period.
Finally somebody said it
when you turn 18 you can only blog about the following things
- current events
- the glories of small government
- freeform jazz
DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!
please rate your discomfort on a scale of 1 to adult braces
blurting out the wrong answer in class
Last week in class: 6 people
This week in class: 106 people, 5 dogs, 2 cats, and a partridge in a pear tree.